I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
that’s a nice coat made of bathroom rugs
It looks like it’s made out of that little shit that live in the garbage can
uno dos tres dont fuck with maaaay
why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused
im leaving this site forever
Hey, at least you’re not as dumb as these people.
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.