That wink made me pregnant.
Both, I’ll get twins
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
isn’t she getting fucking sick of herself
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
projects at the end of the school year
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why