8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
What your thinking of:
What your like:
When you make it to your room alive:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
(Source: keithmorris)
Help :c is anyone else going through this?
eshoewhto :’(
SERIOUSLY!? Can’t I have a break.
AND WHY WON’T MY MIND STOP THINKING!?
FUCK IT.
& our generation thanks you:
(Source: xaviierjuniior)
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
